What do you want to do when you grow up?

I want to be the greatest P.R. person ever.
I want to be a teacher.
I want to be a mechanic.
and
I want to be a farmer.
Oh! and I'd like to have a massage therapy business on the side.

I started daydreaming the other day of having two kids (whose father I haven't met yet), being pregnant, changing the oil in my truck (that I don't own) in my overalls and pig tail braids (gotta have that feminine touch) with chickens running around and cows grazing in the pasture behind the house.

I just got done searching the internet for tips on how to raise and slaughter livestock.

I have got to get some direction in life.